MANIFESTO

In the beginning the heaven and the earth and Mervyn's were all compacted into a submicroscopic eggshell existing in zero space and having a density more infinite than Paris Hilton. A jolt of electricity shot through the tiny cosmos creating the first omellete as well as galaxies, planets,and flouride destined for toothpaste. The first primates were able to fashion crude pianos from saber-tooth tiger bones---when they weren't tossing the bones into the air to the strains of Strauss. They wrote some really cool tunes and then they were hungry for some fried catfish (see our WHAT'S COOKIN page). A very frightening, villainous, evil, angry monkey (not unlike the lovechild from an unholy marriage between Phyllis Diller and Gollum) took control of the catfish farm and subjugated the worker primates, who conjugated verbs in vain, in an effort to spell freedom. To see what happened next, go to our SHOWS page.